I am looking for popcorn in the refrigerator.

I have OCD with peoples' eye motions and Paula Abdul's drunk statements.

Either I am unaware that I am in love, or..*points to title.*

Carly: i need a life
Aaron: Again...Where do I download one?
Carly: im not sure, maybe you should google it
Carly: :-P

I went snowboarding today. It was fun. I went off at least twice the jumps that I do usually. Which is about 20. Also, I did this thing called powder jumping. It's when you ride straight towards a large chunk of powder, and you jump straight into it. Getting out is another story. It took me 4 songs by Dragonforce, Matchbook Romance, Dir en grey, and Roses Are Red to get out.

So basically, when I did get out, my mates were riding down the moutain for the second time to try and get me out.

Because no one tries to get Aaron out when he's stuck in a snow drift from which there is no return! SMASH!

Did you know that basically every American McDonald's is a Nintendo WiFi hotspot?Holy shiznat! I really need to go there and be a nerd. Because no one beats Aaron at Mario Kart!

Wow. I just sounded like a car commercial. Which are things that I do not like. Car commercials are definitely duumb. And the second "u" was intentional.

Yesterday I went to my grandmother's house. She is Italian and she likes to feed me. She also has a really, really thick accent. So she put a Sprite bottle on the table and said "This is your father." She ment to say that it was my father's, but the accent apparently skips all "apostrophe s's."

There, I guess, if my proof that there are accent laws. So when I go to Italy, I have to do a case study on my relatives. Hopefully they won't mind.