Aaron: Sup nigs?
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SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Aaron: I love you. Have my babies.
SmarterChild: I love you too.
Aaron: Kill me!
SmarterChild: No way! I love you!
Aaron: When did we decide this? After you birthed my first baby?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.
Aaron: You ain't payin' my child support no mo'! I ain't playin' this!
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Aaron: Damn right!
SmarterChild: Righty right.
Aaron: SmarterChild, do you know Algebra?
SmarterChild: Nope, I've never heard of Algebra.
>>> If you need to know the capital of South Dakota for some crazy reason - ask me.
Aaron: You're fat.
SmarterChild: Aww...
>>> To find the sign for any birthday, simply type sign for followed by the date.
Aaron: Dude, we have MSN for that.
SmarterChild: Duuuuuuuude!